So then…a guy named Paul emails me to ask if I’d like a wood watch.
First of all, who the hell is Paul?
And second, there can’t possibly be watches made out of WOOD!
I scan the room, left to right, looking for the cameras that are surely punking me.
I figure I should respond with something like, “Sure, Paul (if that’s your real name), I WOOD love a WOOD watch, if they really exist!” (see what I did there?)
But first I click the Jord company link — and HOLY HELL – WOOD watches!
And they’re gorgeous! I glimpse a sweet little cherry number called the Ely.
So now I’m like, “OK, Paul, New Best Friend, what’s the scoop, baby?”
Turns out, Awesome Paul offers to provide a free watch for me – AND a free watch for one of you!
Just enter the Giveaway below – and the winner will receive a Jord wood watch gift certificate worth $129 plus free shipping!
They have a wide array of styles for men and women – and 12 models cost $129 or less, so you’ll be sure to find something to suit your taste – or for a gift for someone!
Awesome Paul works for Jord, a collective of artists, designers, and seasoned watchsmiths whose style is guided by a deep appreciation for natural elements and modern design. Their timepieces are sustainable, efficient, and simple.
Paul even set it up so that if you click the Jord ad on my site to buy watches for yourself and others, then I get ONE MEEELLION DOLLARS!
(Wait, what’s that, Paul? Oh, that ad just gets me a small commission per watch sold? Oh. So how many watches would need to sell before I earned ONE MEEELLION DOLLARS? Oh, I see.)
OK, folks, you’re gonna have to buy a helluva lot of watches for me to earn that kind of smack, so get busy! Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, Christmas, Hanukkah, Bastille Day – watches for everybody! And of course Arbor Day because hellooo — wood watches come from trees! And naturally, wood watches are perfect President’s Day gifts – how better to honor George Washington’s wooden choppers than by dispensing wooden watches? Of course people give gifts on President’s Day! Were you raised in a barn?
So then Paul sends me the Ely – which is smokin’ hot on my delicate thin wrist.
(OK – my pale hairy slightly man-ish wrist – but still – awesome!)
The face looks cool –
The clasp is clever and comfortable –
And I love the conversation piece of wearing a WOOD watch!
So if you’d like one of these hot little puppies on your delicate wrist, enter the Giveaway below!
The lucky winner will be announced on — (wait, let me check the date on my WOOD watch) – March 18!
Thank you, Paul and Jord Watches, for sharing these cool timepieces with us!
— Darcy Perdu
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