So then…I walk out of the store to my car — and I see an advertising flyer stuck under my windshield wiper. I hate those.
I don’t want it in my car — and I don’t want to litter – and I’m too lazy to walk all the way to the trashcan — so I just put it under the windshield wiper of the truck next to me.
But as I turn to get into my car, I see a man exiting the store looking straight at me, frowning – and he is heading for the truck.
Oh, hell. He saw me!
What if he asks me, “Hey, what did you put on my truck?”
Should I say innocently, “Oh, I thought you might want that flyer.”
But I didn’t read the flyer, so what if it’s an ad for Weight Loss?
– or Hair Plugs?
– or Penile Implants?
– or For a Good Time Call…?
I don’t give him a chance to ask.
I just jump in my car and peel out of the parking lot!
— Darcy Perdu
(Have you been caught red-handed doing something you shouldn’t – or something embarrassing? Do you hate those flyers too? Do tell in the Comments Section!)