So then…my friend Mindy sends me and her other pals an email asking if any of us have an outfit that her young daughter Amanda can wear to a school performance:
Mindy writes:
Does anybody have a poodle skirt we could borrow? Amanda needs it for a school concert. Let me know. Thanks! — Mindy
I respond:
I do not have a poodle skirt. Or a poodle. I have a skirt. It is XL and long. Amanda could use it as a tent. If she needs a tent, let me know. — Darcy
Mindy writes:
I am surrounded by wise asses!!! — Mindy
I respond:
Yes — wise asses — and WIDE asses — hence, the XL skirt. – Darcy
— Darcy Perdu
(Are you a wise ass too? Give an example! Did you ever have a Poodle Skirt? Or a poodle? Or a skirt? Share in the Comments Section below.)