So then…we fly cross-country in search of a 20-Foot Tall Turkey, gigantic Shrek, and enormous SpongeBob. That’s right — we’re in New York City for Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, Broadway Shows, and hugs and giggles with relatives!
(Yes, Burglars, we DO have people house-sitting our California home while we’re away. And yes, they ARE heavily-armed. Mostly with turkey legs — but still — armed nonetheless. So don’t even think about robbing our house. We took all the cash and jewelry with us anyway. All 12 bucks and the faux ruby ring.)
So this week, I’d like to spotlight a few funny true stories that you haven’t read yet — because I posted them before you started reading my blog! (If you’ve been reading the blog since the very beginning, then either you love me so much you won’t mind I’m repeating — or you’re so dang old, you don’t remember that you read them already! — or both!)
You can read these one story per day — or gobble them all up at once, then cheerfully fall into a Tryptophan slumber.
– Darcy Perdu
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