So then…Dani Ryan from Cloudy with a Chance of Wine invites me to write a guest post for her series called Priceless Mom Moments – which must mean she thinks my “Mom-ing” Skills are Priceless! (She knows me well!)
Then I learn that the series features those EMBARRASSING Mom moments that make you want to slide into an invisible puddle of vapor! (Oh, she knows me VERY well!)
You can learn more about the hilarious, engaging Dani from posts such as:
Why Body Piercing Should Be Left to Professionals
Why My Family Stopped Going to Barbecues
Living in the Shadow of My Mother-In-Law
Meanwhile, I send her this post about a Priceless Mom Moment that was witnessed by the entire congregation…!
Mortified — in Public — in CHURCH
So then…the little 2nd-graders march respectfully up the aisle and step up to surround the altar. They turn to face the congregation and we all smile at the girls in their sweet little white dresses and the boys in their handsome miniature suits.
It’s a gaggle of 20 kids in their Sunday best, hair slicked back, bows and veils, new bracelets, tiny ties, and shiny shoes. Today is the culmination of a year of religious study so they can now receive their First Holy Communion.
David and I beam at our son Tucker as he stands quietly, but fidgety, amongst his fellow Communicants. I’m dying to take a photo of Tucker, age 6 — but it’s frowned upon to do so in Church, during the Mass itself – so….
To read the rest of the embarrassing story, pop over to Dani’s site! Click Mortified — In Public — In CHURCH!
Thanks, Darcy Perdu
Just read it and commented. That was just too funny!
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FUNNY!! I went back & read the other posts she mentioned–the NAKED GUY one was hilarious!!
thanks! I kinda wish some more naked men would pop up in my shower!
I really enjoyed your guest post and added you to my Bloglovin roll so I could read more of your stories : )
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Thank you, Ashlee! I’m so happy you did that!
I’m so THRILLED to have you on my site today, Darcy! You are TOOOOOO hilarious! And thanks for this awesome shout out!!!! xo
Right back at ya, Dani! So fun to do my first guest post with you!
Heading on over!
Great, William, you’ll enjoy Dani’s stories!
Can’t wait to read it! We love Dani’s site! :) Congrats on being featured there!-Ashley
Thanks, Dose Girls!