So then…I click on the headline, “Human Head Found in Bag,” because — seriously, how could you not?
The Los Angeles Times online article says:
“The human head, housed inside a bag, was discovered by a dog at the popular Bronson Canyon Park hiking trail. The Los Angeles Times adds that detectives are searching for other possible body parts nearby in the park, and that this is being considered a possible homicide.”
Let’s read that last part again:
“…this is being considered a possible homicide.”
I snort with laughter.
They find a HEAD — in a BAG –and they CONSIDER it a POSSIBLE homicide?
As opposed to what?
“I accidentally popped my head off into that bag. Shit. I hate when that happens.”
“I committed suicide by eating my body — and all that’s left is my head. Because I draw the line at eating brains. That’s just gross.”
“Yes, that’s my head, but I’m not actually dead. My body is alive and well in Encino. I just removed my head for a short time since we’re not getting along right now. As soon as Head apologizes for its rude and inconsiderate behavior, then Body will re-attach. Please leave my head where you found it – as well as the bag. It’s Louis Vuitton.”
— Darcy Perdu
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(Any news stories catch your eye lately that seem odd? Have you ever accidentally popped your head off into a bag? Do tell in the Comments Section!)