Oh, let’s be honest — Gone DRINKIN’!
Off to a beach vacation! So while I’m off chugging cocktails, dodging sharks, and flashing my tatas at unsuspecting tourists…
Enjoy these chuckle-worthy gems that you likely missed the first time around.
Just click the 3 images below — and tell me which one is your favorite!
And tell me your favorite beach drink!
Would-be robbers: beware! Our house-sitters are feisty ninja warriors with anger-management issues.
Stop robbing houses and start reading my funny stories instead!