So then…I shout, “No! NO, Christmas, ya ain’t gonna get me this time!”
I shall plan. I shall prepare. I shall make lists and check them twice!
I shall start early and avoid the holiday rush and stress.
I shall spend hours to concentrate fiercely on each loved one’s hobbies, tastes, and preferences to concoct the most personalized gift imaginable for that individual.
I shall bargain hunt, conduct online research — and judiciously analyze each item before purchasing! Is it the right size, style, color, brand, aura for this particular person?
I shall craft unique homemade gifts for those closest to my heart.
I shall lovingly wrap each gift in luscious Christmas wrap with coordinating bows and calligraphized gift tags…
Aw, forget it. Where are the gift cards?
— Darcy Perdu
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(‘Fess up – are YOU the one who’s completed all your Christmas shopping in a calm, organized, cost-efficient manner well before the holiday arrives? Or are you the last-minute wild-eyed desperate shopper grabbing anything that looks REMOTELY like a gift and shoving it in your cart as you dash through the mall?)