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F Evict the Pervert
So then…my sister glares at the stranger with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns, telepathically conveying, “Someone’s getting’ thrown from this bus – and it ain’t gonna be me, buddy!” Let me back up. My darling sister Dawn is…
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F Who's Doin the Chores
So then…a few of us enjoy delicious shrimp pasta at our friends’ house (Pam and Rob) when the husband says, “You haven’t been here in awhile. After dinner, I’ll show you the lawn I re-seeded.” Now between you and me,…
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F Gimme a Call
So then…my high school freshman Tucker excitedly hops on the bus with his bassoon. He smiles broadly, joining the rest of the school’s concert band on their way to the airport. It’s his first time taking a trip on his…
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F Helena
Helena Hann-Basquait is releasing a new book called Memoirs of a Dilettante, Volume Two, so check out her guest post below and her book links. Countess Penelope and the Jedi Mind Trick I walked in on Penny doing something I’ll…
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F Wood You Like a Wood Watch
So then…a guy named Paul emails me to ask if I’d like a wood watch. First of all, who the hell is Paul? And second, there can’t possibly be watches made out of WOOD! I scan the room, left to…
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F Remember All Those Cool Vacations
So then...a sailboat skims the lake on a TV show and my son, Tucker, age 12, says, “That looks cool. I want to go sailing someday.” I pause the TV. “You DID go sailing! Don’t you remember? At Club Med!”…
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F Cover Reveal
So then…New York Times Best-Selling Author Jen Mann compiles a NEW book of hilarious essays and stories from 40 fabulous writers for her newest book, I Still Just Want To Pee Alone, which cont—WAIT A MINUTE! –WHO IS THAT? THERE!…
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F When Your Own MOM
So then…I finish my shift and drive home. Yeah, that’s right – I’ve got a job – and I’m only a TEENAGER. Yep. (trying to act casual, but super stoked!) (I’d been so nervous during my interview at Grandell’s Amusement…
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F Celine and the Fireman's HOSE
So then…my friend and I pop into our seats in the flashy Vegas theater to see Celine Dion perform. We’re not huge Celine fans, per se, but my company had bought tickets for an international client whose flight was cancelled,…
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F Food Shopping
So then…I try to navigate the brightly-lit food aisles with my daughter, who’s enthusiastically belting out constant demands: “I want ice cream!” “Let's get cookies!” “Fruit roll-ups!” “I want ALL these cereals!!” “Please? Pleeeeeeeeease!? MOM!! PLEASE!!!!!” Perfectly understandable toddler behavior.…
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