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F Being a Grown-Up is So Easy
So then…my sister Dawn shows me around her tiny college apartment and I’m so excited! I’m still in high school, so it’s a really big deal that my parents let me come visit her for the weekend.  I feel so…
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F My Daughter is So Embarrassing
So then…just as we exit the Stephen Hawking bio-pic, “The Theory of Everything,” I overhear this exchange between my teen kids: Chloe:  He only wrote one book?  I thought he wrote TONS of books! Tucker (facepalm):  That’s Stephen King.  This…
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A Triple Darcy 10.9.13 Confused Happy Surprised Purple
So then…I figure your holidays are so hectic and alcohol-fueled, you probably only have time for some VERY SHORT funny stories, so I compiled: THE BEST OF THE BEST OF THE SHORTEST SO THEN STORIES Some of these sparkly little…
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F Elf on the Shelf
So then…I wake up at 3 am to the sound of click-clacking. I pop downstairs, peer round the corner, and see two tiny red felt feet scurry out of sight. My laptop screen is glowing, so I cross the room,…
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F Hey, Remember That Time
So then…we wake the kids by bellowing, “Dizzz-neee-laaaaaaand!” 8:00 am They pop right out of bed, super excited to return to their favorite place. Chloe, age 5, and Tucker, age 8, get dressed and hustle downstairs for breakfast. We live…
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F In Case of Fire
So then…the news article clearly states that, in case of emergency, we should flee the house ONLY with our humans and pets – NO material possessions. Oh, sure, that sounds reasonable. But who’re we kiddin’ here? We all know we’re…
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F Lasagna
So then…I’m literally so excited about this lasagna I’m making, I text a photo to show the family how amazing dinner’s going to be! LOOK! Warm and delicious homemade food! Yahoo! Everyone has a generous helping and agrees it’s scrumptious…
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F 5 Stages of Shopping
So then...I shout, "No! NO, Christmas, ya ain't gonna get me this time!" I shall plan.  I shall prepare.  I shall make lists and check them twice! I shall start early and avoid the holiday rush and stress. I shall…
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F Raising My Daughter to be a Stripper
So then…I click the blinker, just as my daughter Chloe, age 15, says, “You remember how you taught me to shave my legs – the calves and thighs?” I turn the steering wheel right, continue up the hill, and answer,…
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F Insulting the Neighbor Who Saved My Ass
So then…I panic. I’m 3000 miles from home, helping my sister pack my Mom’s stuff to move to a new place in Florida – on the same day my daughter Chloe returns from her first high school trip back home…
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