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F I MUST Kidnap a Spaniard!
So then…I shriek, “NOOOOOOOO!” with such volume and anguish, you’d think a pack of wild zombies had just eaten my entire immediate family AND the last pint of Ben & Jerry’s. But no, this shriek is due to a devastation…
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F Sometimes Only My Kids Get Me
So then…we cozy up to the teppanyaki table to celebrate Chloe’s 16th birthday -- for our family dinner with her brother Tucker (18), her dad David, and me. And since these Japanese restaurants pair you with other diners at the…
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F Vagina Cake
So then…we're celebrating my daughter Chloe’s 16th birthday today -- but she bought ME a cake! Before our celebration plans tonight, she and her old brother Tucker snuck off to the store so she could order this cake for me: I…
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F What's Killing Sexy Time
Hey, ya know what’s sexy? Olivia Pope of Scandal knows. Picture Olivia’s intense stare when she says, “I’m handling it. It’s handled.” That’s right, we love when you spouses handle things. Why?  Because usually we are handling everything.  EVERY thing. …
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F What Nefarious
So then…my teen son Tucker asks me to print a strange attachment. I’m busy on the computer so I just glance at it briefly, but it looks to be an IRS penalty letter and a flight itinerary to New York.…
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F Signs Your Teen Daughter
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F Embarrassing Teen Texts
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FB Just Go
So then…I capture your attention to make a crucial Public Service Announcement. When you become a person of a certain age, and you think you might need to pee… Go pee. Go pee right that moment. Don’t hold it. Don’t…
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F Comical Classroom Blunder
So then…my Saddle Oxfords swing to and fro beneath my blue plaid skirt and white blouse, as I try mightily to pay attention to the teacher at SVA – that’s St. Vincent’s Academy, the all-girls Catholic high school. We joke…
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