So then…I watch intoxicated women fall in the most spectacular fashion. Wineglasses and beer bottles go flying, high heels teeter, skirts fly — women of all shapes and ages go plunging and plummeting, amidst the shock (or delight) of the people around them.
Clip after clip, drunken dames bite the dust – at weddings, parties, backyard BBQs, bars, and even a christening.
I’m not a big fan of physical humor, but I’m laughing in spite of myself.
The video link is aptly titled, “Mad Mums: Why Middle-Aged Women Should Not Drink.”
Don’t worry — as they trip and tumble, slip and stumble, they don’t appear to suffer any bodily harm – but the damage to their dignity is irreparable.
I immediately forward the video link to my sister Della who’s been known to giggle helplessly at a good plummet. Our emails:
Della,
I figured you’d like these clips because — do I recall correctly that you like to watch people falling down unexpectedly?
–Darcy
Darcy,
I even like when people fall down expectedly.
–Della
Della,
I literally laughed out loud at that — AND fell down!
–Darcy
See for yourself, click here: Drunken Tumbles
— Darcy Perdu
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(Taken any good tumbles recently? Ever seen a spectacular wipe-out? Share your drunken tales — and any other funny video links I can send my sister who likes to watch people fall down unexpectedly AND expectedly!)
OMG, I wish you could see me laugh, SO hard, I´m almost ashamed…not really. This is the best thing I´ve seen in a long time, Darcy!
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So glad I’m not the only one giggling guiltily!
How did you get that picture of me?!?!?!?! ;)
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ha – literally laughed out loud!
so you’re the first lady — the wobbly stripper…?
I think it was all caused by the horrid clothing they were all wearing lol
ha! you’re probably right! note to self: wear cute clothing, then you can drink all you want without falling!
Ouch, ouch, double ouch!
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I’m a total klutz… I trip and fall alll the time. I’m always completely sober, too. Sadly, I can’t use “drunk” as an excuse.
My most recent public fall was when I was walking into a coffee shop for a work meeting last week. I ran into a chair. We were both on the ground before the door had even closed. Of course everyone saw. Embarrassing!
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ha! so sorry you took a tumble at a work meeting! that’s embarrassing! but funny!
Drunken tumbles!! If there was ever a link that I was guaranteed to click it would be that!!
(Bwahaha. OMG…I can’t stop laughing. It’s so funny!!) –Lisa
Too funny! I love seeing people fall as well — it’s why I love America’s Funniest Home Videos, World’s Dumbest and anything closely related to it. Hope you’re having a fab Monday!
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OMG! These ladies are hilarious! lol All of these ladies probably fit under the “wooo” category… those are the women who drink and for some reason or another intermittently go “wooooo” lol!!
Erm….I think I may have been in one of those videos.
Ha! I myself have been a bit wobbly on occasion!!
I take way too many tumbles but my two most embarrassing were when sober. Even worse!
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LOL! Now, I want to party with those ladies! Minus the broken bones!
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I tumbled after stepping into a rabbit hole at a party. I was not too sober. I broke my ankle. My friend’s daughter was completely sober and she tripped in the same hole also breaking her ankle so in my defence I don’t think it was the booze it was the rabbits that were to blame.
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ha! definitely the rabbits. yep.