About You, the Readers
Della and Darcy are so excited that you are reading their stories – and hope that you will help spread the word so the website will be visited by many more fun-loving, story-sharing readers!
The girls love to boast, so they look forward to saying, “Our stories are read in every state in the country!” — and “We’re international!” — and “Even men read our stories!” (Of course they say those things now, but it will be wonderful when they can say those things truthfully.)
Please subscribe to the New Stories – then forward them to your friends/relatives/coworkers/neighbors/parole officer so they’ll subscribe too!
To jump-start the process, Della and Darcy are offering a FREE So Then… Stories shirt to…
1) the first person in each of the 50 United States who subscribes
2) the first person in each country who subscribes
3) the first person from each planet who subscribes (hey, I have inter-galactic aspirations, just like anyone else)
4) the first man who subscribes
5) Johnny Depp (whether he subscribes or not)
We will also be presenting free shirts to other lucky winners, so if you think you deserve a free shirt for one of the reasons below, email us at contact@sothenstories.com.
Reader from Smallest Town (tell us your population)
Reader from Most Exotic Locale
Funniest Comment/Related Story from a Reader
Family Who Has the Most Relatives Signed Up for Subscription
Largest Group Who Signed Up for Subscription (book club, alumni group)
Oddest Connection to Find the Stories (i.e. my cousin’s barber’s mechanic told me about your website)
IF YOU ARE THE LUCKY RECIPIENT OF A FREE So Then… Stories shirt, will you please take a photo of yourself wearing it someplace scenic in your town, and email it to us for our READER PHOTO WALL?
Please wear pants. Now, we are not saying that some people in the past have sent in photos wearing the shirt without any pants, but suffice it to say that our attorney has asked us to please include this request in all future communications with our readers. (Damn you, Pants Police!)
