Quick & Funny

THE BEST OF THE BEST OF THE SHORTEST SO THEN STORIES

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Click here for How to Shock Everyone during your Wedding Vows:

How to Shock Everyone During Your Wedding Vows #funny #wedding #vows #bride #groom #humor #marriage

Click here for Human Head Found Where?
This news article is cracking me up - look how they describe this bizarre event! #funny #strange #humor

Click here for What is Mark Hiding?
What is Mark hiding? Mark: Why do you ask? (Hmm, methinks he doth protest too much...) #funny
Click here for Um…is She Hitting on Me?

Boom-Chicka-Wow-Wow! Is She HITTING on Me? #funny #treadmill #stairs #humor

Click here for Vaginas on Parade:

Vaginas on Parade! #funny #parade #holiday #humor

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— Darcy Perdu

(Do you have any funny stories to share about weddings, day drinking, musical-treadmilling, human heads, or Vagina Parades?!)

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4 replies on “Quick & Funny”

  2. Holly said:

    Love you stories, they help me get through my day …thank you for all the laughs especially days I really need them

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    • WOW! Your comment made me grin from ear to ear! Thanks for the wonderful compliment!

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