Quick & Funny

So then…I figure your holidays were so hectic and alcohol-fueled, you probably only have time for some VERY SHORT funny stories, so I compiled:

THE BEST OF THE BEST
OF THE SHORTEST
SO THEN STORIES

Some of these sparkly little gems will probably be NEW to you — and they’re less than 400 words each — so gobble them up quickly!

Click here for How to Shock Everyone during your Wedding Vows:

How to Shock Everyone During Your Wedding Vows #funny #wedding #vows #bride #groom #humor #marriage

Click here for Human Head Found Where?
This news article is cracking me up - look how they describe this bizarre event! #funny #strange #humor

Click here for
What is Mark Hiding?

What is Mark hiding? Mark: Why do you ask? (Hmm, methinks he doth protest too much...) #funny
Click here for Um…is She Hitting on Me?

Boom-Chicka-Wow-Wow!  Is She HITTING on Me?  #funny #treadmill #stairs #humor

Click here for Vaginas on Parade:

Vaginas on Parade!  #funny #parade #holiday #humor

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Thanks and HAPPY NEW YEAR!

— Darcy Perdu

(Do you have any funny stories to share about weddings, day drinking, musical-treadmilling, human heads, or Vagina Parades?!)

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