Signs Your Daughter MIGHT Have Borrowed YOUR Shower…

So then…I pop into my bathroom, when I see something that makes me suspect that my teen Chloe MIGHT have borrowed MY shower to shave her legs.

I spy this upon the shower wall:

Signs Your Kid MIGHT Have Borrowed Your Shower #funny @SoThenStories.com

1st Thought:

Aww, how sweet.

2nd Thought:

Hey, that’s a lot of shaving lotion.

Then I see this written underneath:

Signs Your Kid MIGHT Have Borrowed Your Shower #funny #kids @SoThenStories.com

Ha!

When I see her later, I give her a hug and say:

Me: “I loved my surprise message in the shower today! That was hilarious!”

Chloe, grinning: “Well, I do love you.”

Me: “Why didn’t you finish the second sentence?”

Chloe: “The one that says ‘Sorry for wasting?’”

Me: “Yeah, why didn’t you write ‘Sorry for wasting shaving lotion?’”

Chloe: “Because I ran out of shaving lotion!”

Bwahahaha!

‘Tis no matter. I can always buy more shaving lotion –

And I always love to receive love notes from my family!

Of course, this isn’t the strangest thing I’ve found in my shower! 

— Darcy Perdu

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(What or who is the strangest thing you’ve found in YOUR shower? Do your kids leave you little love notes?)

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10 replies on “Signs Your Daughter MIGHT Have Borrowed YOUR Shower…

    • Yes, she cracks me up! And yes, she does sometimes read them – with a mixture of embarrassment, humor, and bizarre pride!

  1. Dana said:

    You get a nice message of love; I get wet towels on the floor, and no clean towels left on the towel racks or in the drawers!

    • Ahh, the scourge of the floor-towels! I know it well!

  2. Here is the sign my daughter has used my shower… she likes to beat the hair out of the razor on the side of the tub… I know this because she doesn’t rinse it and clumps of shaving lotion and hair are stuck to the side of the tub. What really wigs me is when I run a tub full of water for the 6 year old… and don’t see it first!
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  3. Arionis said:

    Isn’t it funny how the things you find in your shower change drastically as you get older?

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